forgetting something important in the other room just after getting comfortable
*AGGRESSIVELY STILL ISN’T FINISHED WITH HOMEWORK*
“I didn’t expect it would be all women and it was a small classroom and about 40 women were sort of sitting in a semicircle and the thought of spending two hours every week sitting there for the next four months was overwhelming.”
Male expects special accommodation because he doesn’t want to be around women, and then sues for discrimination. Amazing.
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
i literally cannot convey how long i fucking laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob
Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
i need to get a real job so i can stop crying over expensive lingerie and start crying in expensive lingerie
when you say something funny and your friends laugh
Prince Harry Disguises Himself as Prince William
bless the royal family
how do beliebers still even exist
How do dumbasses still exist?
thats literally the exact same question
We'll protect her. She can learn to control it. I'm sure.
When I am 95 years old I will be reblogging gifs of supernatural season 70 and the 49th doctor and Sherlock season 4