michelebachmann:

Ron Swanson explains taxes. [X]

#par

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again


grnasty:

Girl, you’ll be alright. Forget that boy

grnasty:

Girl, you’ll be alright. Forget that boy


coolator:

No officer, you don’t understand! You put the gun in your hands, but you don’t pull the trigger. Why are you arresting me?? IT’S A METAPHOR!!!


radagaast:

the thing about the fault in our stars trailer is that when augustus’ dialogue from the book is actually said out loud by an actual person you begin to realize that he sounds like a complete douchelord



herhmione:

the thing i regret the most about getting a tumblr is that suddenly i’m staying up all night on this website instead of staying up all night reading a book


gaaraofsburbia:

james-p-sullivan:

HEY TUMBLR

DID YOU GUYS KNOW JENGA MADE A NEW VERSION OF THEIR GAME, BUT INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT BORING WOODEN ONES, ITS TETRIS PIECES

THATS RIGHT, ITS MOTHER FUCKING TETRIS JENGA

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THE TWO OF THE MOST STRESSFUL GOD DAMNED GAMES WE PLAYED AS CHILDREN ROLLED INTO ONE


fappuclno:

 HW at the end of the school year
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psych s01e06: weekend warriors | sometimes, shawn still surprises gus.

Since I met you… I’ve been thinking about getting a car.


jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 

slackerlackermotivation:

needs to be put up in every school 


coelacanthteeth:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs


catsfurever:

when something happens to ur favorite character

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